Who doesn't love a shopping trip to Big Lots? Huh? Who's with me on this?
(throws hand up for virtual high-five)
In addition to the thrill of buying Christmas Kleenex all year round, you can get some spectacular deals on groceries, and I don't just mean Bulgarian pasta or failed energy drink flavors (I'm talking to you, Rockstar pomegranate).

And you have to push past the movie-bomb product tie-ins (like the
Speed Racer fruit snacks at right, next to the
American Idol Pop-Tarts).
I came home the other day with a haul of groceries that included items from Orville Redenbacher, Kashi, Peter Pan and even some, dare I say, gourmet-worthy items, like Muir Glen organic pasta sauce for $2 a jar (I paid $3.29 for the same thing the week before at the regular grocery store).
I even picked up some NutriSystem entrees for a buck apiece. But don't think you can do the diet from Big Lots unless you want to eat beefy-roni-like stuff for every meal because that's the only variety they had.
Many times, the only reason something will end up at Big Lots is because the packaging has been redesigned. Or that something's labeled "NEW!" when it's been out a couple months. I bought three 6-packs of Propel for $3 each because they had "old" labels.
You need to check expiration dates: I have exactly one week to consume two boxes of Campbell's Select Gold organic butternut squash soup, which I got for a buck apiece.
There is quite an impressive selection of snack food and, my laid-off friends, some of us have a lot of time on our hands and should refrain from sitting in the den eating a giant bag of sour cream and onion mini rice cakes while watching Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List on the TiVo. (Which describes my Friday afternoon!)
So who's coming to my house to chug soup?